accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys